Yogi’s Quarterly Reports!

And just when we thought that corporatization hasn’t swept the Gandhinagar streets as yet, here is a piece of news that swept us completely off our feet. It seems that Kannada’s very own Dhanush, Yogi has a plan as to how and when his films should be released. Accordingly, he lets his films hit the screens only once in three months, pretty much the same way as the corporate companies release their quarterly reports!

Height of professional approach? Not really! If Yogi was so particular about not wanting to release a movie before three months, he shouldn’t sign so many of them in the first place! At the rate in which he is currently signing movies, the producers can easily release one movie every week and we’ll still have plenty on our plates left.

And the recent victim of Yogi’s newfound professionalism is his latest film Ravana. The producers of this film have almost completed the shooting but due to Yogi’s “one film in three months” policy the film will only release at the end of this year, as two more Yogi’s films are in the queue before Ravana.

We wonder if Dhanush does the same thing in Tamil. May be Yogi remade that idea too!